How to survive a bowling game no matter how badly u suck at it



before i give u life saving tips on wat to do in a bowling alley if u don;t like bowling either because u can't bowl, or even because u don;t know how to bowl... i've got a very important announcement to make!!


I've got a follower in my blog!!!!!! n it's HOPE!! yay!!!! (HOPE, how did u do it ah? wat does a follower mean actually?!)


ok, we'll resume with my super tips: "For Bowling idiots"

This is a post with pictures so that ------ will understand much better. (there are 35 pics, so Malaysians and Indians, give it some time to load, everyone else from everywhere else, i dont think u'll have to wait long for d pics, just go ahead n scroll down)


1. Take a pic of the bowling place from outside... it looks different in every country anyways





2. pose like an idiot at d counter with ur bowling shoes. ppl from ur hometome/country might not have seen bowling shoes before




3. If u think u took too retarded in d 1st shoe pose, then try n act natural n take another pic in another pose




4. Pose with 'the ball' and give it ur best stupidest smile ever




5. Chose the ball like a pro n dont let ppl know that u dont know wat to do




6. next, walk toards d isle, n swing d ball... be careful not to throw it backwards




7. Got a strike?? show that victorious smile on ur face




8. Take a break n pose for pics with the less lucky ones n give them ur autographed photo




9. no strike...? better luck next time...




10. 50/50..... u can still smile for a pic




11. went down d drain.... dont worry, n dont give such drastic reactions yet




12. Strike?? relax.. this is no boxing alley.. it's a bowling alley




13. Always remember to bring out d best in u even if u dont manage to push one pin down. smile n d world smiles with u!!! (except that some's definition of smile might be different from urs)



14. pose with d ball in every way u can think of. u might not have this chance again




15. too engrosed in posing??




16. now, that's a striker's smile!





17. Silently pray for ur opponent to loose





18. if u think u r the least scorer, confuse everyone else, n deny everything to d max





19. let d pro show u how its done.but always keep in mind that he's a pro n he can get away with watever he does. if u immitate him n suffer the consequences, i'm not responsible.




20. make disgusting faces





21. n then act cute n make it up for d previous pic





22. take pics of cute guys to entertain urself





23. if lady luck decides to let u deal with ur turtle-slow ball on ur own...





24. u hunt lady luck down n get ur own way...




25. carry ur sling bag along... if u insist that it brings u luck





26. yea yea... that's how u carry d ball




27. never forget to take pics in between turns.... err... funny faces r optional





28. yes, we know u got a strike





29. even though u r not d winner... show d victory sign!!




30. remember to pose in different angles




31. saw something fascinating??




32. exxagarate




33. look away from camera n smile.. it's d latest trend





34. group shot.... it doesnt matter if some in ur group r missing... as long as u look good

Comments

**HOPE** said…
psycho!

haha...loved your post
November 5, 2008 at 10:34 AM
Chumi Lakshmi said…
hahahha.... i know :P
November 5, 2008 at 2:26 PM
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