CANCER

i wonder if men ever have a limit to exploiting other ppl's life and God's creations...

I read this Horoscope thingy in d bulletin today... this is extremely hillarious.... i dont believe in this sort of nonsense... but something just caught my eye, n i ended up reading Cancer's (mine)..n ended up laughing my heart out.. hehehe...

so, i've posted it here for u all to have a good laugh too... ahahaha... oh n by the way dont bother about d bad luck thing k... its nothing at all... it doesnt work...

SCORPIO - The Addict
EXTREMELY adorable. Intelligent. Loves
to joke. Very Good sense of humour.
Energetic. Predict future. GREAT
kisser. Always get what they want.
Attractive. Easy going. Loves being in
long relationships. Talkative.
Romantic. Caring. 4 years of bad luck
if you do not forward.


VIRGO - The One that Waits
Dominant in relationships. Someone
loves them right now. Always wants the
last word. Caring. Smart. Loud. Loyal.
Easy to talk to. Everything you ever
wanted. Easy to please. The one and
only. 7 years of bad luck if you do
not forward.


LIBRA - The Lame One
Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love
is one of a kind. Silly, fun and
sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most
caring person you will ever meet!
however not the kind of person you
wanna mess with ... u might end up
crying... 9 years of bad luck if you
do not forward.


ARIES - The Liar
Outgoing. Lovable. Spontaneous. Not
one to mess with. Funny. Excellent
kisser EXTREMELY adorable. Loves
relationships, Addictive. Loud. 16
years of bad luck if you do not
forward.


AQUARIUS - Does It In The Water
Trustworthy. Attractive. Great kisser.
One of a kind. Loves being in long-
term relationships. Extremely
energetic. Unpredictable. Will exceed
your expectations. Not a Fighter, But
will Knock your lights out. 2 years of
bad luck if you do not forward


GEMINI - Irresistible
Nice. Love is one of a kind. Great
listeners Very Good in the you know
where... Lover not a fighter, but will
still knock you out. Trustworthy.
Always happy. Loud. Talkative.
Outgoing VERY FORGIVING. Loves to make
out. Has a beautiful smile. Generous.
Strong. THE MOST IRRESISTIBLE. 9 years
of bad luck if you do not forward


LEO - The Lion
Great talker. Attractive and
passionate. Laid back. Knows how to
have fun. Is really good at almost
anything. Great kisser. Unpredictable.
Outgoing. Down to earth. Addictive.
Attractive. Loud. Loves being in long
relationships. Talkative. Not one to
mess with. Rare to find. Good when
found. 7 years of bad luck if you do
not forward.


CANCER - The Cutie
MOST AMAZING KISSER. Very high appeal.
Love is one of a kind. Very romantic.
Most caring person you will ever meet!
Entirely creative. Extremely random
and proud of it. Freak. Spontaneous.
Great telling stories. Not a Fighter,
But will Knock your lights out if it
comes down to it. Someone you should
hold on to. 12 years of bad luck if
you do not forward.


PISCES - The Partner for Life
Caring and kind. Smart. Center of
attention. High appeal. Has the last
word. Good to find, hard to keep. Fun
to be around. Extremely weird but in a
good way. Good Sense of Humor!!!
Thoughtful. Always gets what he or she
wants. Loves to joke. Very popular.
Silly, fun and sweet. 5 years of bad
luck if you do not forward.


CAPRICORN - The Passionate Lover
Love to bust. Nice. Sassy.
Intelligent. Sexy. Predict future.
Irresistible. Loves being in long
relationships. Great talker. Always
gets what he or she wants. Cool. Loves
to own Gemini's in sports. Extremely
fun. Loves to joke. Smart. 24 years of
bad luck if you do not forward.


TAURUS - The Tramp
Aggressive. Loves being in long
relationships. Likes to give a good
fight for what they want. Extremely
outgoing. Loves to help people in
times of need. Good kisser. Good
personality. Stubborn. A caring
person. One of a kind. Not one to mess
with. Are the most attractive people
on earth! 15 years of bad luck if you
do not forward.


SAGITTARIUS - The Promiscuous One
Spontaneous. High appeal. Rare to
find. Great when found. Loves being in
long relationships. So much love to
give.
Not one to mess with. Very pretty.
Very romantic. Nice to everyone They
meet. Their Love is one of a kind.
Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique
appeal. Most caring person you will
ever meet! Amazing in the you know
where..!!!
Not the kind of person you wanna mess
with- you might end up crying. 4 years
of bad luck if you do not forward.